Oh, hello, Mary Sue
Goodbye, plot
Sweet Mary Sue I'm so in love with you
My author's using you
To satisfy her lust
So hello, Mary Sue, goodbye plot
I saw you standing there
With those flowers in your hair
And I recognized you right off the bat
Well my author thinks I'm hot
And she's out to get my bod
Oh hello Mary Sue, goodbye plot
Oh, hello, Mary Sue
Goodbye, plot
Sweet Mary Sue I'm so in love with you
My author's using you
To satisfy her lust
So hello, Mary Sue, goodbye plot
Well, I haven't got a choice,
'Cause she knows just what I like
And she's put it all in you, sweet Mary Sue.
So I'll be your hot sex slave
And never will I say
Go away, Mary Sue, you piss me off!
Oh, hello, Mary Sue
Goodbye, plot
Sweet Mary Sue I'm so in love with you
My author's using you
To satisfy her lust
So hello, Mary Sue, goodbye plot