John and Aeryn gonna hurt someone
before the night is through
'cause they're running scared and raising hell
and the others too
Got some Peacekeepers hanging off their ass
bent on blowing 'em up
but Moya's free and Pilot's happy
and the crew ain't killed each other... yet

There's gonna be a Farscape tonight
A Farscape tonight, I know
There's gonna be a Farscape tonight
A Farscape tonight
Yes, I know
There's gonna be a Farscape tonight
with Moya shining bright
a Farscape tonight I know...

(This version is specific to season three, immediately after Scratch'n'Sniff... a mind-boggling episode if I ever saw one...)

John and Aeryn gonna hurt someone
Before the night is through
'Cause Scorpie's gonna raise some hell
And maybe D'Argo, too
Pilot's pissed and Talyn's missing
Somewhere on his own
The extra Chrichton's sleeping it off
Jool and Chiana too

There's gonna be a Farscape tonight
A Farscape tonight, I know
There's gonna be a Farscape tonight
A Farscape tonight
Yes, I know...