Oh, Buffy had a dream
Buffy had a dream
Hey ho, the derry-o
Buffy had a dream

The dream had a vampire
The dream had a vampire
Hey ho, the derry-o
The dream had a vampire

The vampire met a slayer
The vampire met a slayer
Hey ho, the derry-o
The vampire met a slayer

Oh the slayer kicked some butt
The slayer kicked some butt
Hey ho, the derry-o
The slayer kicked some butt

And the butt cut the cheese
The butt cut the cheese

Hey ho, the derry-o
The butt cut the cheese

The cheese stands alone
The cheese stands alone
Hey ho, the derry-o
The cheese stands alone