People of the Temple can you hear us,
Came a voice of warning from above
There's a new type of evil among us
Stalking by on velvety paws...

Kittens of the Sith

With faces sweet and fur that's so fuzzy
They look to be so innocent and pure
But I can see the evil within them
When they raise their whammying paws

Kittens of the Sith

"You will bring us catnip and tuna,
Rub our backs and scratch our ears.
We are now Masters of this Temple,
So bow down, Jedi twits, and revere-

Kittens of the Sith!"